Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*
"So how’s school?"
*steps out onto balcony* where are my fans at
shoutout to mozzarella sticks
“your friend is hot” story of my life
(Source: cumbersome11, via trust)
Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs
"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)